Month: April 2024
Channelers Who Predicted Apocalypse During Solar Eclipse Quickly Pivot To Selling Tractor Equipment
SEDONA - After the evolved channelers of Light...
Texas Governor Greg Abbott Threatens Biden Administration With Dak Prescott Postseason Highlight Film
AUSTIN - With the standoff between the Biden...
Every Professional On Linkedin Encouraged To Hire A Coach, Preferably A Defensive Line Coach
SUNNYVALE - With more and more professionals enlisting...
In A World Without Women, Civilization Would Rapidly Collapse Into A Game Of “Name That Random 90s Athlete”
CAMBRIDGE - After parsing through hypothetical scenarios involving...
NCAA Approves New Rule Allowing Mid-game Transfers To The Other Team
INDIANAPOLIS - After careful consideration informed by several...
Terrible Person Has Deep Spiritual Awakening, Transforms Into Terrible Person Who Now Likes Crystals
SEDONA - After an awakening brought on by...
Darryl Anka, Channeler Of “Bashar”, Actually Channeling Syrian President Bashar Al-assad
DAMASCUS - Recent communication with a being called,...
