Month: April 2024

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Channelers Who Predicted Apocalypse During Solar Eclipse Quickly Pivot To Selling Tractor Equipment

SEDONA - After the evolved channelers of Light...
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Texas Governor Greg Abbott Threatens Biden Administration With Dak Prescott Postseason Highlight Film

AUSTIN - With the standoff between the Biden...
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Every Professional On Linkedin Encouraged To Hire A Coach, Preferably A Defensive Line Coach

SUNNYVALE - With more and more professionals enlisting...
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In A World Without Women, Civilization Would Rapidly Collapse Into A Game Of “Name That Random 90s Athlete”

CAMBRIDGE - After parsing through hypothetical scenarios involving...
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NFL Owners Vote Unanimously To Ban Defense

ORLANDO - During the latest round of rule...
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NCAA Approves New Rule Allowing Mid-game Transfers To The Other Team

INDIANAPOLIS - After careful consideration informed by several...
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Terrible Person Has Deep Spiritual Awakening, Transforms Into Terrible Person Who Now Likes Crystals

SEDONA - After an awakening brought on by...
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Darryl Anka, Channeler Of “Bashar”, Actually Channeling Syrian President Bashar Al-assad

DAMASCUS - Recent communication with a being called,...
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Tarot Card Reader Becomes Blackjack Dealer, Gives Unwanted Readings At Table

RENO - After seeing a slowdown of tarot...
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Universe Playing A Woman Gets Drunk, Texts Itself Playing Her Ex

GRAND RAPIDS - After masterfully playing the role...

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