The Morning Woo

MDMA Approved To Treat Combat PTSD For Veterans Of Great Toilet Paper War Of 2020
WASHINGTON - After phase III trial data showed...

Soul Decides To Go As Human Named Kelly For Halloween This Year
ASTRAL PLANE - After debating between multiple costumes...

Local Man Has Divine Psychedelic Vision, Sees HR As Creator Of Entire Universe
ROCHESTER HILLS - After experimenting with psychedelics to...

Peruvian Shaman Only Accepting In-Network Patients
Oxamampa - After several long, drawn-out battles with...

Local Corgi Very Comfortable Being Worshipped As Deity By Misanthropic Owner
WEST HARTFORD - After being exalted as a...

TIBETAN MONKS: Group Meditation Could Have Totally Been An Email
LHASA - After convening the monks of the...

Man In Heaven Really Glad He Spent Life Arguing With Strangers On The Internet
DIVINE REALMS - After 39 years on Earth,...