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MDMA Approved To Treat Combat PTSD For Veterans Of Great Toilet Paper War Of 2020
WASHINGTON - After phase III trial data showed...
Soul Decides To Go As Human Named Kelly For Halloween This Year
ASTRAL PLANE - After debating between multiple costumes...
Local Man Has Divine Psychedelic Vision, Sees HR As Creator Of Entire Universe
ROCHESTER HILLS - After experimenting with psychedelics to...
Peruvian Shaman Only Accepting In-Network Patients
Oxamampa - After several long, drawn-out battles with...
Local Corgi Very Comfortable Being Worshipped As Deity By Misanthropic Owner
WEST HARTFORD - After being exalted as a...
TIBETAN MONKS: Group Meditation Could Have Totally Been An Email
LHASA - After convening the monks of the...
Man In Heaven Really Glad He Spent Life Arguing With Strangers On The Internet
DIVINE REALMS - After 39 years on Earth,...