The Morning Woo
Channelers Who Predicted Apocalypse During Solar Eclipse Quickly Pivot To Selling Tractor Equipment
SEDONA - After the evolved channelers of Light...
Terrible Person Has Deep Spiritual Awakening, Transforms Into Terrible Person Who Now Likes Crystals
SEDONA - After an awakening brought on by...
Darryl Anka, Channeler Of “Bashar”, Actually Channeling Syrian President Bashar Al-assad
DAMASCUS - Recent communication with a being called,...
Tarot Card Reader Becomes Blackjack Dealer, Gives Unwanted Readings At Table
RENO - After seeing a slowdown of tarot...
Universe Playing A Woman Gets Drunk, Texts Itself Playing Her Ex
GRAND RAPIDS - After masterfully playing the role...
Jesus Pressured Into Hiring Business Coach To 10x Second Coming
JERUSALEM - After laying the groundwork for his...
Man Ignites Terror At Holistic Wellness Conference By Showing Up With Bottle Of Wine
SANTA CRUZ - Looking to create a bit...
Jesus Rises From The Dead, Finds Himself In HOA Meeting
JERUSALEM - After returning from a weekend in...
