Corporate Team-building To Feature Paint ‘n Trip Event

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Looking to facilitate teamwork, group bonding and a department-wide descent into psychosis, the HR team at Omnitechtron has announced the organization’s first-ever paint ‘n trip event.

“We tried paint ‘n sip last year but that just led to too much sipping and Cassie ending up half-naked”, said Chief People Officer Martha McCatlady, 57, “So this year, we thought we’d pair the paint with a DMT trip that sees our marketing team engage in a spirited jousting match with machine elves.”

Employees were excited about this announcement and forthcoming activity.

“Seeing Carlos shivering in the corner after an episode of acute derealization will be amazing”, said Dahlia Sadistico, 38, “Maybe then he’ll realize my missing expense reports are just an illusion he conjured up in the matrix.”

At press time, the organization was also planning subsequent events that can’t possibly go sideways, including axe throwing during annual reviews.