Month: April 2024

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Local Woman Tries Plant Medicine; Ends Up With Jalapeño Burns

HOUMA - After hearing of the power of...
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MDMA Approved To Treat Combat PTSD For Veterans Of Great Toilet Paper War Of 2020

WASHINGTON - After phase III trial data showed...
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Soul Decides To Go As Human Named Kelly For Halloween This Year

ASTRAL PLANE - After debating between multiple costumes...
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Local Man Has Divine Psychedelic Vision, Sees HR As Creator Of Entire Universe

ROCHESTER HILLS - After experimenting with psychedelics to...
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Peruvian Shaman Only Accepting In-Network Patients

Oxamampa - After several long, drawn-out battles with...
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Local Corgi Very Comfortable Being Worshipped As Deity By Misanthropic Owner

WEST HARTFORD - After being exalted as a...
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TIBETAN MONKS: Group Meditation Could Have Totally Been An Email

LHASA - After convening the monks of the...
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Bills Fans Suffer Devastating Loss, Get Consolation Prize Of Living In Buffalo In January

BUFFALO - After enduring yet another season-ending heartbreak,...
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Covid-19 Planning On Spiritual Retreat In Bali

BALI - After a very difficult year battling...
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Man In Heaven Really Glad He Spent Life Arguing With Strangers On The Internet

DIVINE REALMS -  After 39 years on Earth,...

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