Month: April 2024
Punxutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Freaks Out Because The Acid Hasn’t Worn Off Yet
PUNXUTAWNEY - The time-honored tradition in this small,...
CDC Shortens Covid Isolation Time To Length Of Lift Scene From “Dirty Dancing”
ATLANTA - After the latest reduction in recommended...
California Man Rejects Western Medicine, Seeks Treatment In Boston Instead
SANTA CRUZ - After his recent diagnosis with...
78% Of Americans ‘extremely Concerned’ That Situation In Niger Will Force Them To Have To Google Country
NIAMEY - With the recent military junta in...
Local Man Written Up By HR For Dying Without First Notifying Manager
ASTRAL PLANE - In a development that's put...
Taiwan Pork Chop House To Formally Declare Independence
NEW YORK - After decades of official adherence...
President Biden Signs Executive Order Forgiving Karmic Debt
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the 2024 election looming...
