New “Left Behind” Movie To Focus On Kids Whose Drunken Parents Forgot Them At Disney

MAGIC KINGDOM –

After the success of the “Left Behind” movie series that focused on the rapture, end times and need for Cameron Kirk to receive a steady paycheck for acting services rendered, the latest installation will take a decidedly different turn.

“People are tired of the fire and brimstone”, said producer Jim McRepenti, 46, “And they’re ready for the heartwarming story of a couple of parents who got so sauced at Epcot they forgot they were parents.”

The main stars of the movie, Caleb Abandino, 5 and Kaleb De La Abandonez, 3, were excited to begin filming.

“I can totally pretend my mommy forgot about me”, said Abandino, at a pre-shoot press conference, “She does that anyway when Roy comes over on Fridays. I hate Roy.”

At press time, fans of the original “Left Behind” series were planning on protesting the remake, insisting that neither Mickey nor Daisy Duck were saved.