NFL announces plans to host 2024 Steelers-Browns game in United States of America


In an announcement that’s excited American football fans the world over, the National Football League has declared its intention to continue shifting the landscape of the game by hosting a contest in the United States.

“We just felt the time was right to expose Americans to this game; they’ve been clamoring for it for years”, said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, “Pittsburgh better get ready! Steelers fans are known to travel well.”

The NFL, in a departure from its usual rotation of games in London, Frankfurt and Mexico City, is excited to see how the game will be received by a new fanbase. Others, however, thought the NFL had gone too far in expanding the game.

“We’re all a bit gobsmacked”, said Rob Limeyton, 43, longtime Jacksonville Jaguars fan from London’s North End, “This is our game. But it’s all a big money grab for the yanks, innit?”

At press time, the NFL was considering a future game in Dallas as well, releasing a statement that, “Fans there haven’t seen real football in 30 years.”

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