Month: April 2024

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Job Opening At Mcdonalds Drive-Thru Lowers Requirement To Masters Degree

SPRINGFIELD - Looking to widen their pool of...
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In Stunning Announcement, Local Beer Garden To Serve Beer

ALEXANDRIA - After several years of serving as...
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Local Chiropractor Grateful For Destroyed Necks Of Gen X Metalheads

OVERTON PARK - With a thriving clinic serving...
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Couple On Verge Of Breakup Hoping The Other Doesn’t Use Their Motivational Quotes First On Instagram

SONOMA - Arriving at the last days of...
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Family In Pajamas Asked To Leave Restaurant For Being Too Overdressed

FT. MYERS - A relaxing dinner for the...
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Motivational Speaker Suggests Canceling Good Friday In Exchange For Excellent Friday

DALLAS - Upon seeing an audience filled with...
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Authorities Continue Search For Sadist Who Invented “Use Two Fingers To Move The Map” Functionality

WASHINGTON - Despite the best efforts of the...
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Local Gen Xer Still Tormented Over Time He Wasn’t Kind And Didn’t Rewind In 1993

IDAHO FALLS - After the traumatic collapse of...
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Doctoral Student Defends Dissertation With Katana Blade

ITHACA - After completing her doctoral studies in...
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Local Child Cures Cancer, Diagnosed With Learning Disability

DES PLAINES - After discovering the advanced phage...

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