Month: January 2024

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Breaking: Florida State to Join NATO

01/17/2024

TALLAHASSEE - After suffering from the collusion of...

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Breaking: Taylor Swift to Officially Join Chiefs Roster, Start at Wide Receiver

01/17/2024

KANSAS CITY - After suffering through the worst...

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Breaking: Local Wife Gives Husband Early Christmas Gift of Simply Answering, “Ok” When Asked How Her Work Day Was

01/17/2024

WEST HARTFORD - In a stunning story that's...

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Breaking: Americans Congratulate Argentinian President-Elect Milei, Wish Him Luck as New Leader of Mexico

01/17/2024

BUENOS AIRES - After a stunning upset that...

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Report: Botswanan President Wonders Who You Gotta Invade to Get a Headline Around Here

01/17/2024

GABORONE - After increasingly finding his country ignored...

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Report: Entire Universe Shrinks Itself To Shirtless Guy At Packers Game

01/17/2024

GREEN BAY - After exploring the various modalities...

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Report: RAM DASS: “We’re All Just Walking Each Other To Home Depot”

01/17/2024

HAWAII - Looking back on the sage wisdom...

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Report: New Love Language Discovered: Acts of Sabotage

01/17/2024

WEST PALM BEACH - Years of analysis into...