Month: April 2024

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Local Man Tells People He’s Originally From Tulsa, Inducing Widespread Shock And Confusion

TULSA - Upon being asked where he's "really"...
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Local Monk Launches Onlyfans Page

LHASA - Seeing the success of others who've...
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Channed Being Gets Literally Everything Wrong, Chooses New Careeer As Weather Forecaster

ASTRAL REALMS - After repeatedly coming through to...
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Phoenix Convention And Visitors Bureau Instanty Regretting Use Of Ai Image To Promote City

PHOENIX - After enlisting Microsoft Copilot to create...
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St. Patrick’s Day Celebrated As Holiday That Rescued Humanity From The Darkness Of Dry January

BOSTON - Revelers the world over have gathered...
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LAO TZU: The Journey Of 1,000 Miles Begins With A Full Tank Of Regular Unleaded

HENAN PROVINCE - Seeking to impart wisdom to...
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New Study Shows Watching Just One Self-help Video Leads To Eventual Strong Belief In Lizard People

SAN LUIS OBISPO - Scientists at Cal Poly,...
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Legislation Typo Leads To Ban Of Tic Tacs

WASHINGTON - Aiming to pass a ban on...
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RUMI: The Entire Universe Is Inside You, And You Should Probably Address That If You Want To Fit Into Those Jeans Again

PERSIA - Examining the wisdom of the 13th-century...
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The Devil Is A Liar; Claims He’s 6 Feet On Tinder Profile When Really Only 5’9″

MONTGOMERY - Leading off the morning sermon for...

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