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Psychedelic Community Encourages Deep Dive Into Mushroom Cuts

BOULDER - With the recent uptick in mushroom...
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Sacred Ayahuasca Shaman Actually Some Guy From Iowa Named Roy

CUSCO, PERU - After cleaning out their savings...
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Burnt-out Healers Go On Weekend Retreat To Corporate Conference Room

NEW YORK - After the stress, hustle and...
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Local Medium Connects With Spirit, Receives Immediate Sales Pitch

SALEM - After spending years refining her ESP...
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“They Had Colors We Don’t Have On Earth”, Reported Man After Near-death Experience About Colors Every Woman Already Knows About

POMPANO BEACH - After driving on I-95 between...
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Local Man Microdoses On Mushrooms From Supermarket

PUNTA GORDA - After being told that mushrooms...
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City Lightworker Suddenly Followed By 100,000 Spiritualists

PHILADELPHIA - After recently updating his LinkedIn profile...
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Near-death Experiencer Describes Universe As Perfect Singularity Of Bliss And Love, Except For Steve From Linkedin

ASTRAL PLANE - After a traumatic brain injury...
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Punxutawney Phil Sees Shadow, Freaks Out Because The Acid Hasn’t Worn Off Yet

PUNXUTAWNEY -  The time-honored tradition in this small,...
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California Man Rejects Western Medicine, Seeks Treatment In Boston Instead

SANTA CRUZ - After his recent diagnosis with...

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