Month: April 2024

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Family That Says They Shouldn’t Wait A Whole Year Before Seeing Each Other Again Absolutely Planning To Wait A Whole Year Before Seeing Each Other Again

GREENSBORO - After a delightful family reunion where...
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Linkedin Person Who Sells Things To People With Your Exact Job Title Wants To Connect Just Cuz

ST. LOUIS - After sending his 29th connection...
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Local Bro In Panic After Group Chat Leaked On International Women’s Day

BLOOMINGTON - After a day of performative allyship...
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In Sign Of Stabilizing Housing Market, Local Home Lists For $17.3 Million

PINE BLUFF - In the latest sign that...
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“Score” Dating App Has Local Woman Excited To Have Dinner With An 810

WOODLAND HILLS - After unsuccessfully bumbling through dating...
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Men Discover Alarming New Method Of Self-harm; Taking The Side Of Their Wife’s Work Enemy

BETHESDA - The National Institutes of Health has...
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MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER: I Made All These Mistakes So You Should Definitely Make Them Too

DALLAS - Keynoting the opening for the National...
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Local HOA Rules Against Letting Your Freak Flag Fly

WEST ALLIS - When presented a motion to...
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“I’m Not Everyone’s Cup Of Tea!”, Declares Man Who Horrifyingly Moonlights As An Actual Cup Of Tea

BURLINGTON - Upon hearing the colloquialism, "I'm not...
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Patient Told By Terrible Chiropractor To Stimulate Vegas Nerve

LAS VEGAS - After seeing a chiropractor about...

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