The Daily Stuffing

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Linkedin User Has Severe FOMO For Random, Totally Unrelated Event He Saw Posted In Feed

04/15/2024
PITTSBURGH - Scrolling through his feed on a...
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Irish Woman Named Molly Reclassified As Schedule II Drug

04/15/2024
WASHINGTON - After a long period of advocacy...
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Satan Dies, Spends Eternity Burning In Tik-Tok

04/15/2024
HADES - After a long battle with a...
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New “Left Behind” Movie To Focus On Kids Whose Drunken Parents Forgot Them At Disney

04/15/2024
MAGIC KINGDOM - After the success of the...
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Tarot Card Reader Pulls Death Card, Assures Customer That It Only Means Grisly Dismemberment

04/15/2024
SEDONA - After pulling the death card in...
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Local Psychic Channels Being Named, “Mark”, Pretty Sure It’s Just Upstairs Neighbor

04/15/2024
WILLIAMSBURG - Another evening of channeling brought Sally...
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Local Woman Sees 11:11, Thanks Angels For Sending Message That She’s Two Hours Late For Work

04/15/2024
BURLINGTON - Peering over to her clock, local...
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Divine Feminine Seeks To Reunite With Divine Masculine As Long As He’s Over Six Feet Tall And Makes Multiple Six Figures

04/15/2024
5TH DIMENSION - Looking to complete the cycle...
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AS ABOVE, SO BELOW: Local Landlord Experiences Spiritual Principle With Deadbeats On 7th And 8th Floors Who Refuse To Pay Rent On Time

04/15/2024
LOS ANGELES - After wading into the ancient...
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All 8 Billion Humans Awaken, Become Spiritual Coaches, Find Themselves Unemployed

04/15/2024
SEDONA - After the collective awakening long prophecized...

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