The Morning Woo
Local Woman Takes MDMA, Feels Blissful Love For All Of Creation Except Mother-in-law
FLAGSTAFF - After taking MDMA, a medicine also...
God Announces Self As Alpha And Omega, Leading To CDC Warning About God Covid Variant
ATLANTA - After a sudden announcement by the...
Wicked Man Earns God’s Wrath, Sent To Eternity Of Sensitivity Training
HADES CONFERENCE ROOM - After a lifetime spent...
Local Psychic 100% Confident In Predictions That Totally, Absolutely May Or May Not Come True
SEDONA - Conducting a session with a seeker...
Local Guardian Angel “Doesn’t Get Paid Enough To Put Up With This S***”
CELESTIAL REALMS - After another one of her...
Local Man Has Near-death Experience, Describes Feeling Of “The Most Conditional Love You Can Imagine”
OGDEN - After briefly crossing over as a...
In Universal Glitch, Local Man Reincarnated As Exact Same Guy
BEAVER FALLS - After a past life regression...
Universe Brought Up On Rico Charges For Conspiring In Favor Of Stacy’s Hair Salon
WANTAGH - After a year-long investigation that included...
