The Morning Woo

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Local Woman Takes MDMA, Feels Blissful Love For All Of Creation Except Mother-in-law

FLAGSTAFF - After taking MDMA, a medicine also...
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God Announces Self As Alpha And Omega, Leading To CDC Warning About God Covid Variant

ATLANTA - After a sudden announcement by the...
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Wicked Man Earns God’s Wrath, Sent To Eternity Of Sensitivity Training

HADES CONFERENCE ROOM - After a lifetime spent...
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Local Psychic 100% Confident In Predictions That Totally, Absolutely May Or May Not Come True

SEDONA - Conducting a session with a seeker...
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Local Guardian Angel “Doesn’t Get Paid Enough To Put Up With This S***”

CELESTIAL REALMS - After another one of her...
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Local Man Has Near-death Experience, Describes Feeling Of “The Most Conditional Love You Can Imagine”

OGDEN - After briefly crossing over as a...
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In Universal Glitch, Local Man Reincarnated As Exact Same Guy

BEAVER FALLS - After a past life regression...
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Universe Brought Up On Rico Charges For Conspiring In Favor Of Stacy’s Hair Salon

WANTAGH - After a year-long investigation that included...
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Man Sent Back From Near-Death Experience To Finish Linkedin Post

WORCESTER - After going through a near-death experience...
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Local Woman Tries Plant Medicine; Ends Up With Jalapeño Burns

HOUMA - After hearing of the power of...

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