The Morning Woo

Local Man Written Up By HR For Dying Without First Notifying Manager
ASTRAL PLANE - In a development that's put...

President Biden Signs Executive Order Forgiving Karmic Debt
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the 2024 election looming...

Recently Deceased Man’s Life Review Oddly Stuck On 1994
PEARLY GATES - After a sudden, unexpected passing,...

Regular Indian guy named Guru guesses he has to be a spiritual leader now
HYDERABAD - In an inevitable turn of fate,...

Man Having Psychedelic Panic Attack Thrilled To Be Cured Of Depression
SEDONA - In a story that's rippled through...

Las Vegas Sports Books To Take Action On Predictions By Spiritual Channelers
LAS VEGAS - Looking for new ways to...

FDA Approves Use Of MDMA To Treat Severe Cases Of Not Scoring MDMA At Raves
WASHINGTON, D.C. - After receiving data from phase...