The Morning Woo

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Local Man Written Up By HR For Dying Without First Notifying Manager

ASTRAL PLANE - In a development that's put...
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President Biden Signs Executive Order Forgiving Karmic Debt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - With the 2024 election looming...
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Yoga Goats Considering General Strike

SEDONA - In a development that's rocked the...
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Recently Deceased Man’s Life Review Oddly Stuck On 1994

PEARLY GATES - After a sudden, unexpected passing,...
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Regular Indian guy named Guru guesses he has to be a spiritual leader now

HYDERABAD - In an inevitable turn of fate,...
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Man Having Psychedelic Panic Attack Thrilled To Be Cured Of Depression

SEDONA - In a story that's rippled through...
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Las Vegas Sports Books To Take Action On Predictions By Spiritual Channelers

LAS VEGAS - Looking for new ways to...
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FDA Approves Use Of MDMA To Treat Severe Cases Of Not Scoring MDMA At Raves

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After receiving data from phase...
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Local Woman Sheds Ego, Wishes Other Non-starseed Lowlifes Would Do The Same

SEDONA - A long journey into spiritual practice,...
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Local Man Planned On Doing Inner Work, Denied Permit By City

ERIE - Resolving to address his childhood trauma,...

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